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Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers !!

"I'm still not immortal yet..What's mortal must die and i hate that idea. " - Monkey

" Ahh... Look.... a woman " - Pigsy

"It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though" - Sandy

" Alright, let battle commense - wine
and ....bananas...
bring on the dancing girls.." - Monkey

" Grow Stick... grow again stick... grow nice and large again for King Monkey."
- Monkey

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The most unlikely search engine queries that have pointed to this site.

Its a funny old thing, the internet. I find it intriguing how search engines decide which sites they'll point to when a user types in certain keywords, and quite bizarre how sometimes, they'll point you to a site that has absolutely nothing to do with the original query. Below are some of the strangest searches that have pointed to this website and i'm sure there will be more to come. I'll add them here as they happen.. unless they're rude !! ________________________________________________________________

Thursday, 17th May 2007 - Google - 'Superstitions about pearls'

Friday, 15th June 2007 - Google - 'dancing monkey sandstorm'  

Saturday, 16th june 2007 - Google - 'Feet Worship In Japanese TV'

Wednesday, 5th July - 2007 Google - ' how great the beauty of the heaven how great then how great'

Tuesday, 7th August - ' giant monkey eating people'