Things you may (or may not!) want to know

Are you Monkey?

I love this site, how can i say thankyou?

Where can i hire Monkey Magic costumes....?

Where can i buy the Songs from Monkey?

What does the writing say on Monkey's staff?

Frequently asked Questions

Want the knowledge, lost or confused, or all three ? Then you've stumbled to the right page, brother - Not so much frequently asked questions as answers before you have to ask.. questions...

I had a bit of a shindig with the Great Sage, we glimpsed into the future, the answers to the questions we think you're gonna ask are in the 'things we think you want to know' column to the left..

It was a damp warm night, the crystal ball was a little misty and we did hit the mead pretty hard, so if we misinterpreted what we thought we saw and got confuddled as to what you may or may-not want to know.. feel free to send a Sage-Mail via holy messenger, we promise to get back to you ASAP.

Failing that, go visit The Great Sage ... See if you can get any sense out of him .. he's a law unto himself!