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Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers!

"When what is indestructible meets what is irresistable, the female all too often wins" (Narrator)

"Please excuse me when I say that you really are extraordinarily dim!"
(Monkey)

"A Monkey against the Chief of Havoc? And he doesn't even have a stick!" (Havoc Demon)

"Let me out.. 500 years under a mountain is enough.. a joke is a joke" (Monkey)

"The eunuch should not take pride in his chastity." (Narrator)

"Without ears or feet, what will become of us? We won't be able to hear ourselves walking!" (Pigsy)

"I think a bald patch is essential. Monkey has too much hair to be wise." (Sandy)

"We know Buddha's tolerance, but he must draw the line at pig gods... well, I think he would, anyway." (Tripitaka)

"Defeated, the God of Fertility turned over a new leaf. This is why, today, very few men have babies." (Narrator)

" As a child you were a stupid idiot... that hasn't changed !"
(Sandy's Father)

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Cool Links

The Gods Laid Bare - Myth without the Pith

The best Journey to the West site ever.

Steve McCombes' Monkey gallery.

The Spiders - 'Monkey's' old pop group

The Tigers - 'Sandy's' old pop group

Shiro 'Sandy' Kishibe's official website/blog

*FREE* official Monkey screen saver - click here to download

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"I'm still not immortal yet! What's mortal must die and i hate that idea!" - Monkey

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