Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers !!
" I'm still not immortal yet ..What's mortal must die and i hate that idea." - Monkey
" Ahh... Look.... a woman " - Pigsy
" It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though"
- Sandy
"Let me out..500 years under a mountain is enough.. a joke is a joke" - Monkey
"Just because you're a Dragon it doesn't make you better than me."
- Monkey
"a boy priest all too human, a water monster once Commander of the Heavenly host and in the midst of beauty the ugliness which lust used to make an angel.. into a pig - Three of the four called by their karma to save the world. The fourth - least qualified of all perhaps, is of course.. Monkey "
- Narrator
"Alright, let battle commense - wine and.....bananas...
bring on the dancing
girls."
- Monkey
"Defeated, the God of Fertility turned over a new leaf. This is why, today, very few men have babies." - Narrator
" Grow Stick... grow again stick... grow nice and large again for King Monkey."
- Monkey
"The Great Chinese Sage, Lao Tzu said words that are beautiful are seldom true." - Narrator
"The Jade Emperor was visiting his...'good friend'... the Star goddess Vega, on... erm, 'business matters." - Narrator
"And you know eating babies isn't good manners, don't you?" - Monkey
"There's nothing so stubborn as a Buddhist, nothing so stupid as a priest. I mean, what's he worshipping? Gods? I met the gods - bloody boring bunch!" - Monkey
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