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Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers!

"I'm not immortal yet. What's mortal must die and i hate that idea.." (Monkey)

"Oh Look... a woman!" (Pigsy)

"It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before. They're all dead now though" (Sandy)

"Let me out. 500 years under a mountain is enough. A joke is a joke!" (Monkey)

"Just because you're a Dragon it doesn't make you better than me."

"A boy priest all too human, a water monster once Commander of the Heavenly host and, in the midst of beauty, the ugliness which lust used to make an angel... into a pig -- Three of the four called by their karma to save the world. The fourth, least qualified of all perhaps, is of course.. Monkey "

"Alright, let battle commense! Wine and... bananas. Bring on the dancing girls." (Monkey)

"Defeated, the God of Fertility turned over a new leaf. This is why, today, very few men have babies." (Narrator)

"Grow Stick... grow again stick... grow nice and large again for King Monkey." (Monkey)

"The Great Chinese Sage, Lao Tzu said words that are beautiful are seldom true." (Narrator)

"The Jade Emperor was visiting his...'good friend'... the Star goddess Vega, on... erm, 'business matters." (Narrator)

"And you know eating babies isn't good manners, don't you?" (Monkey)

"There's nothing so stubborn as a Buddhist, nothing so stupid as a priest. I mean, what's he worshipping? Gods? I met the gods - bloody boring bunch!" (Monkey)

Death Note

death note These are the only rules of death note that are true - as written by Ryuk.

The rules were written inside of the book in English with the belief that English is the most popular language in the world.


1.The human whose name is written in this note shall die.  

2. This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.  

3. If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen. If the cause of death is not specified, the subject will simply die of a heart attack.  

4. After writing the cause of death, the details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.  

5. When the same name is written on more than one Death Note, the Note which was first filled in will take effect.  

6. A Shinigami must own at least one Death Note.  

7. That Death Note may also be used and owned by a human, but only if the Death Note falls to earth and is found by a human.  

8. A pact exists between the human owner and the Shinigami who gave the human the Death Note. The pact is such that at the end of the owner's life, the shinigami has to write down the owner's name in his own note.  

9. Shinigami eyes have the ability to learn the subject's natural life span and name by simply looking at the subject's face. There are some limits to this ability: if the face is covered or partially covered, the life span and name will not be seen.  

10. No human is born with this power, as it exclusively belongs to Shinigami. However, a deal to receive this power can be made between a human who has obtained a Death Note and the Shinigami who dropped it, at the cost of one half their remaining lifespan.  

11. Nothing mortal or otherwise can harm a Shinigami unless they choose to let it harm them. However, if a Shinigami uses the Death Note to extend someone's life instead of taking life, they will die since they have failed their eternal mission of shortening human lives.

12. The shinigami have to keep using the Death Note to kill people in order to extend their own lives.


June 2006.

The original film took $25 million in Japan in June, and the sequel took almost twice that ($43 million) in November. Based on the manga's popularity and the boyish-looking leads' femme appeal, business has been buoyant throughout Asia. In Hong Kong, it drew the highest first-day gross for a Japanese film in 10 years.

"I'm not immortal yet! What's mortal
must die and i hate that idea
King Monkey