Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers !!

"The jewel at the heart of the Lotus, dwells in the breasts of all men equally."
- Buddha

" Ahh... Look.... a woman " - Pigsy

"You're the Buddha? I thought you were a fella!" - Monkey

"The difference between a human and an ape is boredom."
- Buddha

" It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though" - Sandy

" Alright, let battle commense - wine and.....bananas...
bring on the dancing girls.." - Monkey

" Grow Stick... grow again stick... grow nice and large again for King Monkey."
- Monkey

 

Spirit of the Planet Venus

Also known as :
wise old man (i just made that up, until the Great Sage gets back to me!)

From :
The Planet Venus  

Features :
White hair and long white beard. Tends to make a clicking sound between sentences.

Weapons :
The gift of putting words into other peoples mouths  

Skills :
The ability to to make the Jade Emperor do exactly what he wants, and still make the old Fool think it was his idea!

Appearances :
Monkey goes wild about Heaven - series one - episode one  

Details :
Not a real God, per se, but i slipped him quietly into the Gods section for fear of my site collapsing due to the shear weight of drop down menus! Details coming soon.