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Pearls of wisdom from the shows philosophisers!

"I'm still not immortal yet, what's mortal must die and i hate that idea." (Monkey)

"Ohh, look... a woman" (Pigsy)

" It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though" (Sandy)

" Let me out..500 years under a mountain is enough.. a joke is a joke" (Monkey)

"Just because you're a Dragon it doesn't make you better than me." (Monkey)

"a boy priest all too human, a water monster once Commander of the Heavenly host and in the midst of beauty the ugliness which lust used to make an angel.. into a pig. Three of the four called by their karma to save the world. The fourth, least qualified of all perhaps, is of course.. Monkey " (Narrator)

"Alright, let battle commense - wine and... bananas, bring on the dancing girls." (Monkey)

"Defeated, the God of Fertility turned over a new leaf. This is why, today, very few men have babies." (Narrator)

" Grow Stick... grow again stick... grow nice and large again for King Monkey." (Monkey)

"The Great Chinese Sage, Lao Tzu said words that are beautiful are seldom true." (Narrator)

"The Jade Emperor was visiting his 'good friend' the Star goddess Vega, on, erm, 'business matters." (Narrator)

"And you know eating babies isn't good manners, don't you?" (Monkey)

"There's nothing so stubborn as a Buddhist, nothing so stupid as a priest. I mean, what's he worshipping? Gods? I met the gods - bloody boring bunch!" (Monkey)

"There are worlds within worlds, some better, some worse. Not the least extraordinary are worlds which can be found in the internal plumbing of a demon in cosmic manifestation." (Narrator)

"I'm still not immortal yet! What's mortal must die and i hate that idea!" - Monkey

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