Pearls of wisdom from the shows dirty demons.

"Well, I do have the beginnings of a certain sort of idea:
I suggest that you could kill half the boy each."
(San Chung)

"You idiot! How could I possibly choose which half? No, I want to kill all of him!" (Catfish Demon)

"a Monkey against the Chief of Havoc and he doesn't even have a stick?" (Havoc Demon)

"To tell you the truth, I've grown rather tired of human females just lately. Give me a muck-heap, some cabbage and just a little quiet meditation."
(The Slug Monster)

"I've searched the whole world for wicked things to do." (Grey Glove Demon)

"if the bones have meat on, who cares what they smell like?" (Lead Dog of Death)

"The lives of ordinary men are spent asleep - a creature of violence lives awake." (Tiger King)

"I am the King! These crusty old has-beens have had their day. Destroy them!" (King of Youth)

"As Monkey is a magician of the 1st rank he will have 64,000 slices cut from him before being boiled!"
(King of Bad Dreams)

"Ahem, 'Wanted, dead or alive - and preferably dead: that famous monster the Illiterate Vampire."
(Vampire Hunter)
Feel free to sign my GUESTBOOK - it makes the Great Sage feel all fuzzy inside !

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The low-down on the series' 'other' good guys.

1 The Mysterious Crow. Not sure who or what this guy is all about. Turns up to give Tripitaka some advice and wind Monkey up, but not a lot else really. He's kind of mysterious, and... erm... a crow.

1 Guan Yin. The Goddess of mercy who looks suspiciously like a man. As far as fights go...she’s about as much use a one legged man in a butt kicking contest !

1Hui-an. Bodyguard of Guan Yin. Left to do all of the donkey work and butt kicking while his master sits around conjuring up pretty things.

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"I'm still not immortal yet! What's mortal must die and i hate that idea!" - Monkey