Dirty Stinking Demons.
The low-down on the series' bad guys.
The 'Dirty Demons Database' as it shall be known from here-on-in, is an ongoing project - I'm going to try and put every one of the series Demented Demons, crazy Kings and general evil do'ers here. I may even throw a few from Journey to the West into the mix for good measure...at least, thats the plan!
The Catfish Demon.
Plays a game with Face Demon, whoever wins gets to kill Tripitaka. (It really isn’t worth the bother being a holy man!) He loses the game, but fights and defeats Face Demon...bad loser! Can cause Earth tremors with his club.
The Crow Demon. aka King of all crows
First appears as a frail old man who the heros, well tripitaka, take pity on. Accuses the disciples of stealing the stone egg layed by the father of all crows when they help him dig a tunnel through a mountain.
Golden Horn.
Guardian of a magical gourde. Simply point it at the victim, ask them to confirm their name and in they go, ready for ‘milking’. He’s a bit of a coward, lives in the Lotus caves with his crazy wife.
The Grey Gloves Demon.
Hypnotic Demon from Blue Dragon Grotto. Monkey tries to fight him blindfolded to avoid being hypnotised, which works...but he doesn't manage to hit him once !! He eventually gets a good ‘sticking’ from his witch of a mother.
Ju Lee.
Fertility God who made Sandy and Pigsy pregnant, Not physically, but with magic water!! Rides a jet powered cloud.
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Lord Chin.
Stinking, blood sucking Vampire who has taken control of the Kingdom of Buddha’s Law.
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The Night Demon.
Stole the robe that was given to Tripitaka by Guan Yin. Likes to take pills that make him 1,000 times more powerful than normal, then go out and terrorize the locals. Monkey turned himself into said pill and beat him from the inside out !!
The Ram Spirit.
The prosperity of the town of Codslow relies on three major exports - wine, precious stones and paper. Unfortunately these three turn up, kill the King and eat them all. This one likes to eat paper.
The Red Hog Demon.
Obsessed with converting the whole country to ‘Hog worship’. He rides a black cloud and has a bamboo blow pipe that turns people to stone.
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The King of Bad Dreams.
Demon who likes to push a chicken bone up his nose!. Thrives on the fear of others and dreams up ever more flambuoyant ways to get it. ‘As Monkey is a magician of the 1st rank he will have 64,000 slices cut from him before being boiled’ ! Nice guy!!
The King of Day.
Bully-boy who is divorcing his wife, the Queen of night, who’s keeping the country in perpetual darkness….because she’s a Vampire !
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The King of Ages.
Appointed by all the Demons of Hell to kill you know who. His weapon is the ‘collar of death’ which goes around the neck and gradually tightens. He was defeated by Monkey, who hit him in the ‘goolies’
The Tiger Spirit.
The prosperity of the town of Codslow relies on three major exports - wine, precious stones and paper. Unfortunately these three turn up, kill the King and eat them all. This one likes to drink wine.
The Unicorn King.
Hatches a sneaky plan to steal Monkey’s magic wishing staff for his spoilt brat of a son, who has grown bored of every other toy that exists in the universe, involving the kidnap of (surprise, surprise) Tripitaka.
Silver Horn.
Golden horn’s loved up but seriously mental wife. She’s the one pulling all of the dirty strings really. Favourite weapon is a Golden rope.
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Tripitaka's Demons.
Would’ve saved a lot of trouble if Tripitaka had ‘exorcised’ his own personal Demons when he was younger. They were created by Tripitaka’s nightmares, and whichever one of the three kills the holy fool will become human.
The Stag Spirit.
The prosperity of the town of Codslow relies on three major exports - wine, precious stones and paper. Unfortunately these three turn up, kill the King and eat them all. This one likes to eat prescious stones
Demon of Havoc.
A big sissy of a Demon. Not sure what he did to upset monkey, presumably caused a bit of havoc, Monkey kicked his butt because, well...because he could !!