/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

var num_of_quotes = 24;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
body="\"I'm still not immortal yet, what's mortal must die and i hate that idea.\" (Monkey)";
}

if (quotes==1) {
body="\"Ohh look... a woman\" (Pigsy)";
}

if (quotes==2) {
body="\"It's a cheerful philosophy and i've heard it from people before... they're all dead now though.\" (Sandy)";
}

if (quotes==3) {
body="\"Let me out.. 500 years under a mountain is enough.. a joke is a joke!\" (Monkey)";
}

if (quotes==4) {
body="\"Just because you're a Dragon it doesn't make you better than me!\" (Monkey)";
}

if (quotes==5) {
body="\"Alright, let battle commense - wine and... bananas, bring on the dancing girls.\" (Monkey)";
}

if (quotes==6) {
body="\"You know eating babies isn't good manners, don't you?\" (Monkey)";
}

if (quotes==6) {
body="\"She's so delicious i could drink her bath water!\" (Pigsy)";
}

if (quotes==7) {
body="\"Without ears or feet what will become of us? We won't be able to hear ourselves walking!\" (Pigsy)";
}

if (quotes==8) {
body="\"Is your daughter pretty? I mean, i'm only asking before i rescue someone who looks like a crows armpit!\" (Pigsy)";
}

if (quotes==9) {
body="\"Corr! You're just my type.. my type exactly.. a woman.\" (Pigsy)";
}

if (quotes==10) {
body="\"Hot water's bad for you... Unless you're a cabbage!\" (Sandy)";
}

if (quotes==11) {
body="\"Surrendering won't save my life? Couldn't I try it anyway?\" (Yu Lung)";
}

if (quotes==12) {
body="\"Hog worship is taking religous tolerance too far!\" (Tripitaka)";
}

if (quotes==13) {
body="\"Pigsy! Pigsy, save me! A horrid thing went 'Yaargh!' at me!\" (Yu Lung)";
}

if (quotes==14) {
body="\"We know Buddha's tolerance, but he must draw the line at pig gods... well, I think he would anyway.\" (Tripitaka)";
}

if (quotes==15) {
body="\"Well, I do have the beginnings of a certain sort of idea: I suggest that you kill half of the boy each.\" (San Chung)";
}

if (quotes==16) {
body="\"You idiot! How could I possibly choose which half of him to kill? No, I want to kill all of him!\" (Catfish Demon)";
}

if (quotes==17) {
body="\"Defeated, the God of Fertility turned over a new leaf. This is why, today, very few men have babies.\" (Narrator)";
}

if (quotes==18) {
body="\"Pigsy is a long way from the enlightenment which transcends humanity. He is a long way too from the bottom of the cliff down which he is about to fall.\" (Narrator)";
}

if (quotes==19) {
body="\"Hey, Buddha! You'd better put the kettle on. Here we come!\" (Monkey)";
}

if (quotes==20) {
body="\"I know I'm equal to any hundred, of course, but what if we meet a hundred and one?\" (Sandy)";
}

if (quotes==21) {
body="\"We're used to dealing with all sorts of demons, gods and monsters - he prays them helpless then we thump them!\" (Monkey)";
}

if (quotes==22) {
body="\"Let me out.. 500 years under a mountain is enough.. a joke is a joke\" (Monkey)";
}

if (quotes==23) {
body="\"Grow Stick... grow again stick... grow nice and large again for King Monkey.\" (Monkey)";
}

if (quotes==24) {
body="\"What's a little agony between friends?\" (Monkey)";
}

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